Favourite British cheese (of the edible variety)

From: Cyril (TEHFISH)24 Jun 2003 18:16
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 20 of 100
wheres the 'i don't like cheese' option? :$
From: Mouse24 Jun 2003 18:17
To: ALL21 of 100
GET HIM"!!¬¬

<pitchfork>

<lynch>
From: Mal (BAD)24 Jun 2003 18:18
To: Cyril (TEHFISH) 22 of 100
Dunno, but I don't like cheese much either (unless its on a good meaty pizza)
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 18:34
To: Manthorp 23 of 100
If you liek Roquefort you'd love Lanark Blue (out of season at the moment, though :()

Oh, and it's "Meaux". I'm quite partial to Maddame Donge's. (Yes John)
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 18:35
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 24 of 100
OK, let me rephrase what I said. All my favourite cheeses have reletivly high fat contents (except Brie, which is normaly around 45%.)


And I am well aware of the processes involved in cheese making.
From: koswix24 Jun 2003 18:36
To: Cyril (TEHFISH) 25 of 100
Have you tasted every cheese in the world?
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 Jun 2003 20:38
To: Cyril (TEHFISH) 26 of 100
"mild cheddar"
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)24 Jun 2003 22:24
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 27 of 100
Blue Stilton. I'm not actually sure what other cheeses are for.
From: Cyril (TEHFISH)24 Jun 2003 22:45
To: Mouse 28 of 100
:O <runs>
From: Cyril (TEHFISH)24 Jun 2003 22:48
To: koswix 29 of 100
nope

on the other hand, i have smelt the most evil smelling cheese ever :O
(my french supervisor once brought in cheese to work that smelt like something had died and was left behind a radiator for a month before scraping it into a tub)

:S
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)24 Jun 2003 22:54
To: Cyril (TEHFISH) 30 of 100
Which reminds me that the wierdest cheese I've tasted was that Scandinavian one that's like toffee.
From: Manthorp24 Jun 2003 23:00
To: koswix 31 of 100
I note your recommendation and will pursue. Also your correction. Pedantic bugger.
From: koswix25 Jun 2003 00:08
To: Cyril (TEHFISH) 32 of 100
Stinking Bishop?
From: Dan (HERMAND)25 Jun 2003 00:09
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 33 of 100
Red Leicster, but I'm not a Cheese Connasieur(completely random spelling!) by any means.
From: koswix25 Jun 2003 00:11
To: Manthorp 34 of 100
Meheh, I sell cheese for a living.

Aye, the Lanark Blue. Made in Lanarkshire (about halfway between Embra and Weegie land, and a bit south) by a bloke called Humphrey Errington (who I've met).

It's sort of like Roquefort, but far, far superior. Also give the Dunsyre Blue a whirl, another damn fine cheese. More like Gorganzola though.

See, I'm a bastard. I've got you all interested in one of my favourite cheeses, and certainly my favourite blue, and now you realy want to try it. Trouble is, it's made from ewe's milk. Ewe's only give milk at certain times, and right now is not one of them. Lanark Blue is well and truely out of season, and impossible to get.
From: Darren25 Jun 2003 00:12
To: koswix 35 of 100
How long does it last then?
From: koswix25 Jun 2003 00:12
To: Dan (HERMAND) 36 of 100
Red Leicster is realy nice, especialy on a sandwich or grilled on toast with a dash of Lee & Perrins.

It's actualy a by-product of Stilton, and was original made red with carrots. Now they use anectone die (or whatever it's called).
From: Dan (HERMAND)25 Jun 2003 00:12
To: koswix 37 of 100
Ooh, aye, I concur. It's also a very good nibbles cheese, too.
From: koswix25 Jun 2003 00:12
To: Darren 38 of 100
Not long round me BOOM BOOM!

It's around for about 4 months at a time, I think.
From: koswix25 Jun 2003 00:16
To: Dan (HERMAND) 39 of 100
YOUR PB ETC"¬!¬!"

Aye.

My big cheese recomendations at the moment:

Cornish Yarg - slightly sour hard cheese, made by a bloke called Mr. Gray (Yarg backwards, innit) and wrapped in nettles when it's maturing. Looks mad (nettle prints on the rind) and has a realy nice flavour.

Mahon - From Menorca, named after the capital of said island. Creamy, salty and a hint of goaty-ness about it. Realy nice on a good oatcake (Orkney ones, preferably)

Tetila - From spain somewhere. So called because it looks like a tit. Not too hard, white/light yellow paste and quite lemony. It's like Gouda with attitude. My current favourite cheese.

Gubbeen - Irish, hint of camambert about it. Realy nice softish cheese. Light orange rind, fairly smelly, excelent on a sandwich with a bit of ham, preferably on walnut bread.