HAH!

That's a complete description of how I imagined it would be.

I was struck by your mention of "Indy's ex". I wondered about this when she was cast in the Crystal Skull thing. I thought then that they wouldn't make this particularly romantic because she didn't look 20 any more. They didn't. So how do they deal with it? Is it possible that Indy can have feelings for somebody who actually looks as though she's in her 70s, ie like Karen Allen actually is - NINE YEARS YOUNGER than Indy.