Is this a former teh denizen? Sounds like he needs to be assessed.
He was, indeed. Varying between active though challenged participant, troll, revealer of too much, self-styled expert in many areas of IT (2GB tbh) and inhabitant of the sanitarium folder. I feel a bit sad to see he's arrived at this, but not surprised.
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Yeah, feels like a bit of a shame that his obvious issues have gone from rendering 3D models and claiming them as his own to this sort of scary weirdness. Still, most infamous member of the forum ever?
Who among us hasn't propositioned a policewoman in uniform at the supermarket? Ok, my excuse is I'm shy.
Almost as weird as the various offences is the assertion that he was trying to seduce them, and by the Scotsman that he was trying to charm the PC. Whatever poor deluded Stephen was up to, I can't believe that even he thought it was a seduction, or that his behaviour was charming and intended to have them falling into his arms with cries of 'Oh, Stephen you spoil me with your 2GB tbh'.
I can only assume that these publications have style books from the C19th.
I'm amazed the court hadn't ordered a psychiatric assessment. That's almost the first thing that would happen here.
Sentencing postponed for reports I think
Ah. Hope he gets some help.
There are competitors. Simon R & the guy with the green Hitler moustache?
Padders G! He was probably a good egg really I bet.
Now that's a name I'd forgotten.
I do remember seeing him in the street in Manchester when I was on a bus.
A quick check shows he still exists.
There's a blast from the past!
He said, 'hey, sexy, that's what happens when you're sexy - you drop your cold meat'.
Hahahah. Poor lonely Trig.
Possibly the creepiest pick-up line in history...
Also one of the most confusing.
The mating call of the supermarket stalker.
You've never came out with me on a night out to the Queen's Hall... In my naive youth friends and I would challenge each other in opening lines while trying to impress the ladies. I'm pretty sure at one point our opening gambit to a rather larger set lady was how much she could bench press. (fail)