Oh dear. I hope that the next time he tries his moves in Morrisons, he does it next to the porridge, so the papers can describe him as a "cereal pervert".

Disappointed with the Scottish Sun and in particular Rory Cassidy who has failed to notice the absurdist style of Stephen's interactions. To describe events which have the hallmark of a young Joyce or Beckett as "creepy crimes" is genuinely lazy. This is more performance art than perversion and I'm pleased that this was recognised in sentencing.

Sex Fiend Serial Pervert! That really is some top reporting right there.

Kenny, I genuinely laughed out loud. Well done!

Oh dear, oh dear. I was thinking to myself a few minutes before reading this, 'many of the awkward youths who used to hang about here have actually done alright for themselves in life'. Poor old Stephen, who will remain, forever, m,27,paisley,,,,