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Ah Paisley, special Teh edition

From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 8 Oct 2019 20:19
To: milko 35 of 54
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Always better than a loaded handbag across the chops.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)24 Oct 2019 20:34
To: ALL36 of 54
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This seems somehow related:

https://www.thestar.com/halifax/2019/10/24/halifax-police-officer-now-charged-with-stealing-from-grocery-stores-16-times.html
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From: william (WILLIAMA)24 Oct 2019 21:41
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 37 of 54
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Talking of matters related, I don't see any info on what happened to young Trig. I've often noticed* that the gory details are reported, but unless there's a great deal of public interest, the sentencing seldom is if it's on a different day from the verdict.

*writing as an avid reader of court reports
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From: graphitone25 Oct 2019 07:18
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 38 of 54
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Oh, it's Canadian... Thought for a moment it's was the Halifax not a million miles away from me, famous for hills, Percy 'catseyes' Shaw and the gibbet.
I was a tad worried we'd started arming our police, but Yorkshire's Halifax seems an unlikely place to start.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)25 Oct 2019 10:31
To: graphitone 39 of 54
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Halifax Nova Scotia is an interesting city, among other things a tourist town that really played up the Scottish heritage shtick. I lived there for about ~15 years. Unfortunately I never met any shoplifting police.
 
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Sept. 6: Atlantic Superstore, 1075 Barrington St., Halifax

I shopped there once. Left the gun home, and paid for my purchase at the cash register like any law-abiding citizen. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
EDITED: 25 Oct 2019 15:59 by DSMITHHFX
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)25 Oct 2019 15:41
To: william (WILLIAMA) 40 of 54
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Yeah, I've been keeping an eye out, but nothing to report.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)25 Oct 2019 15:56
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 41 of 54
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It seems like a minor incident by Paisley standards...

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/all-about/paisley-sheriff-court
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From: william (WILLIAMA)21 Nov 2019 16:22
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 42 of 54
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The poor chap was back in court again today. Whether it was for another offence or sentencing for his earlier ones I have no idea.

https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=0eb87fa7-8980-69d2-b500-ff0000d74aa7
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)21 Nov 2019 16:27
To: william (WILLIAMA) 43 of 54
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Paisley's a happening town.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)21 Nov 2019 16:31
To: william (WILLIAMA) 44 of 54
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Sentencing I imagine, but who knows. If it's notable enough, no doubt the local paper will report it.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)28 Nov 2019 14:09
To: ALL45 of 54
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Y'all got nuthin' on our fruitloops:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/feces-accused-court-1.5375055
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)29 Nov 2019 10:27
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 46 of 54
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True, but I was amused by this sentence (if not the incident).

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/two-left-injured-after-being-20978756
 
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Brown kicked Mr Blue in the face
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Nov 2019 15:34
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 47 of 54
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Reservoir Dogs!
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From: william (WILLIAMA) 1 Jan 2020 19:58
To: ALL48 of 54
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The wheels of justice have finally turned and ground Stephen exceedingly fine. Lucky boy. He may even have something to do and people to talk to.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5105301/serial-pervert-seduce-cop-paisley-supermarket-jail/
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 2 Jan 2020 14:10
To: william (WILLIAMA) 49 of 54
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It's good to finally have closure.
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From: Manthorp 3 Jan 2020 10:19
To: william (WILLIAMA) 50 of 54
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He might be advised to spend some time considering his opening chat-up gambit as the current one, I feel, needs work.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 3 Jan 2020 11:26
To: william (WILLIAMA) 51 of 54
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Oh dear. I hope that the next time he tries his moves in Morrisons, he does it next to the porridge, so the papers can describe him as a "cereal pervert".
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From: william (WILLIAMA) 3 Jan 2020 14:09
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 52 of 54
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Disappointed with the Scottish Sun and in particular Rory Cassidy who has failed to notice the absurdist style of Stephen's interactions. To describe events which have the hallmark of a young Joyce or Beckett as "creepy crimes" is genuinely lazy. This is more performance art than perversion and I'm pleased that this was recognised in sentencing.
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From: Linn (INDYLS)13 Jan 2020 16:39
To: william (WILLIAMA) 53 of 54
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Sex Fiend Serial Pervert! That really is some top reporting right there.

Kenny, I genuinely laughed out loud. Well done!
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From: CyrixDes (CYRIXDES_)21 Jan 2020 12:23
To: ALL54 of 54
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Oh dear, oh dear. I was thinking to myself a few minutes before reading this, 'many of the awkward youths who used to hang about here have actually done alright for themselves in life'. Poor old Stephen, who will remain, forever, m,27,paisley,,,, 
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