Ah Paisley, special Teh edition

From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)20 Sep 07:17
To: ALL1 of 41
Those of you who know me on Facebook will know my occasional "Ah, Paisley" posts, but here are a couple for those forumites with long memories:

https://www.the-gazette.co.uk/news/15446514.man-spared-jail-after-stalking-librarian-for-a-year/

https://www.scotsman.com/news/crime/scottish-man-facing-jail-after-trying-to-seduce-off-duty-police-officer-in-supermarket-1-4999809

I won't mention his name, lest I summon him.
From: william (WILLIAMA)20 Sep 10:07
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 2 of 41
O.M.G.

Also, should this not be in the Sanatorium folder?
From: graphitone20 Sep 11:03
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 3 of 41
From: Manthorp20 Sep 11:47
To: ALL4 of 41
Well peel me a potato and call me 1GB tbh!
From: ANT_THOMAS20 Sep 14:11
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 5 of 41
What an absolute danger.
I see the Scottish Sun got a rare photo of him.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)20 Sep 14:54
To: william (WILLIAMA) 6 of 41
Is this a former teh denizen? Sounds like he needs to be assessed.
From: william (WILLIAMA)20 Sep 20:52
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 7 of 41
He was, indeed. Varying between active though challenged participant, troll, revealer of too much, self-styled expert in many areas of IT (2GB tbh) and inhabitant of the sanitarium folder. I feel a bit sad to see he's arrived at this, but not surprised.
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From: milko20 Sep 22:21
To: ALL9 of 41
Yeah, feels like a bit of a shame that his obvious issues have gone from rendering 3D models and claiming them as his own to this sort of scary weirdness. Still, most infamous member of the forum ever?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)21 Sep 01:11
To: william (WILLIAMA) 10 of 41
Who among us hasn't propositioned a policewoman in uniform at the supermarket? Ok, my excuse is I'm shy.
From: william (WILLIAMA)21 Sep 08:38
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 11 of 41
Almost as weird as the various offences is the assertion that he was trying to seduce them, and by the Scotsman that he was trying to charm the PC. Whatever poor deluded Stephen was up to, I can't believe that even he thought it was a seduction, or that his behaviour was charming and intended to have them falling into his arms with cries of 'Oh, Stephen you spoil me with your 2GB tbh'.

I can only assume that these publications have style books from the C19th.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)21 Sep 11:49
To: william (WILLIAMA) 12 of 41
I'm amazed the court hadn't ordered a psychiatric assessment. That's almost the first thing that would happen here.
From: william (WILLIAMA)21 Sep 12:53
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 13 of 41
Sentencing postponed for reports I think
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)21 Sep 13:01
To: william (WILLIAMA) 14 of 41
Ah. Hope he gets some help.
From: Manthorp21 Sep 20:40
To: milko 15 of 41
There are competitors. Simon R & the guy with the green Hitler moustache?
From: milko22 Sep 21:48
To: Manthorp 16 of 41
Padders G! He was probably a good egg really I bet. 
From: ANT_THOMAS25 Sep 08:01
To: milko 17 of 41
Now that's a name I'd forgotten.
I do remember seeing him in the street in Manchester when I was on a bus.
From: ANT_THOMAS25 Sep 08:02
To: ANT_THOMAS 18 of 41
A quick check shows he still exists.
From: Ixion25 Sep 13:43
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 19 of 41
There's a blast from the past!
From: Dave!!25 Sep 17:28
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 20 of 41
He was quite the weirdo ever since he arrived on the old Delphi PCF Forum back in the day. Guess he got bored of 3DSMax and his PhysX card...

Edit: Why do I find the bottom of this thread more creepy now? https://www.tehforum.co.uk/forum/messages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=37967.1
EDITED: 25 Sep 17:36 by DAVE!!