Apparently, if you ram a couple of Miracle Slurp-eez up your dog's star asset they have enough capacity to prevent any soiling for several weeks before they need a change.

A Slurpee is a treat sold in 7-11 convenience stores, now with non-immigrant cashiers, made from shaved ice, sugar, artifical color and flavorings. Mostly sugar.

Hmm, stuffing that up your dog would be amazingly cruel.

And finding a dog willing enough to take such a thing would be miraculous.

I have a folding machine already, it's called a wife... :)