Dyson Supersonic

From: ANT_THOMAS13 Dec 2017 23:15
To: graphitone 25 of 39
I only have a yard. I'm safe for a while.
From: Chris (CHRISSS)14 Dec 2017 00:07
To: graphitone 26 of 39
I doubt I'll ever be talking about my garden. I hate gardening.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 6 Jan 2018 00:51
To: william (WILLIAMA) 27 of 39
Are they ionic, tho, William?

Apprently they're the biz, though they just see to make my hair look greasy.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 6 Jan 2018 00:52
To: graphitone 28 of 39
We diverted our sucky money away from Dyson to Sebo.

It's the dog's danglies.
From: Gobfounded (YVE) 6 Jan 2018 00:55
To: graphitone 29 of 39
I'm so middle aged we just went for a low maintenance garden. I can't bend like I never used to.
From: william (WILLIAMA) 6 Jan 2018 17:52
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 30 of 39
Talking of middle-aged, I just re-read this thread. Blimey. Is this the forum that pinked the castle and emailed Monsanto asking for midget animals? 
From: koswix 6 Jan 2018 18:21
To: william (WILLIAMA) 31 of 39
I want a robot hoover. Is that any better?
From: william (WILLIAMA) 6 Jan 2018 19:21
To: koswix 32 of 39
Oh, OK.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 6 Jan 2018 20:17
To: koswix 33 of 39
Not without a thread discussing your progress.
From: koswix 6 Jan 2018 20:44
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 34 of 39
*sigh*

From: koswix 6 Jan 2018 20:49
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 35 of 39
Happy?
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 6 Jan 2018 23:13
To: koswix 36 of 39
Not particularly.
From: koswix 7 Jan 2018 13:28
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 37 of 39
Savage.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 7 Jan 2018 21:42
To: ALL38 of 39
Y'all take vacuum cleaners waaaay too seriously.
From: Gobfounded (YVE)10 Jan 2018 14:50
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 39 of 39
Nah. They suck.