Pinking comes to android?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/09/11/everybody_without_android_oreo_vulnerable_to_overlay_attack/

yeah, but I don't imagine the folks at the castle know how to use anything other than Windows PCs or Apple cells. Apart from whatever her name was (forgotten) who wrote beehive and probably most of Linux.

Keep these by your phone, just in case:

I hope Eric Schmidt is currently baffled by the number of random emails he's getting with veterinary advice.