In view of the useful resources utilization about the construction waste, ZENITH machinery engineers integrate their own experience with the advanced technical experience of Germany, the United States, Japan and other countries, design and manufacture the equipment specially for the integrated treatment of construction waste---construction waste crusher.. The portable rock crusher integrated crushing and screening together, starting from the new design concept, can better meet customer’s diversification, high quality, high yield, no pollution and other requirements, compared with the traditional crushing equipment, its advantage is particularly prominent:
1.Its overall performance is stable, having more than 15% equipment function, the capacity of unit time has a large increase in processing.
2.The crushing function of portable rock crusher is comprehensive, and it has a certain sorting and crushing effect on construction waste to ensure the processed materials more uniform.
3. Users can control the equipment accurately and operate it conveniently, and the portable rock crusher has big driving force and can save about 60% energy, the influence of the noise, dust and other pollutions are completely avoided in the process of production.

Interesting. How much for an industry standard machine?

I really want to crush some rocks please.

The Rock won't be impressed. Rock smashes rock crusher.

A portable rock crusher sounds fun and a great way to pick up chicks. Where can I buy one?

I don't like running.

I'd run like a fucker if there was a ZENITH portable rock crusher chasing me.

I'm very sorry, but I have decided to buy the ACME.

They are having a MIDNIGHT MADNESS BOGO (buy one, get one) SALE.

"Q: What is better than a ZENITH portable rock crusher? A: TWO ACME portable rock crushers!"

ACME trumps ZENITH every time. Good call Smiffy.

Thanks to dongfang, I didn't even realize how much I needed a portable rock crusher. Now I don't have to ship rocks to another continent for crushing! The air freight was killing me!

Send me your crushed rocks. A recent televised hipster recipe for crushed avocado gravel toast has triggered a run on both.  As fast as your dongfang can crush rocks, I can sell them in 100g bags at a vast profit. Particularly if they are organic.

Can ya smoke 'em?

I've read references to people smoking rocks, so yeah.

Is Dongfang a brilliant piece of marketing to western (male) technocrats?  Euphemism for (large) penis with the addition of vicious incisors? A penis dentata?  A literal Cock of the Rock?

(Show me a potential dick joke and I get all semiological (NJ))

Dongfang, come over here and explain this.

I LURVE gettin' stoned. Which is (allegedly) gonna be legal here in about a year.