Female Boughton?

From: graphitone 7 Aug 2017 09:18
To: ALL1 of 9
BBC news linky

Edit - posted this on my phone while I was out and about this morning, so now I'm back at a PC, just tidied the link up. And the story features a nice lady who looks like PB. A bit.

 
EDITED: 7 Aug 2017 19:51 by GRAPHITONE
From: ANT_THOMAS 7 Aug 2017 15:43
To: graphitone 2 of 9
:'D
From: Manthorp 7 Aug 2017 21:48
To: graphitone 3 of 9
I fancy the real BP much more.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Aug 2017 22:07
To: Manthorp 4 of 9
Me too, although I would love to have a multi-acre woodland as my garden.
From: Manthorp 7 Aug 2017 23:00
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 of 9
Woo your doppelganger, marry her and rear a tribe of feral BP²s in your multi-acre woodland.
From: graphitone 8 Aug 2017 13:02
To: Manthorp 6 of 9
Well, who wouldn't?! He's certainly easy on the eyes.

I'd like to see his face advertising a breakfast cereal. Perhaps Oatibix.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 8 Aug 2017 15:04
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 of 9
With a gas pipeline?
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 8 Aug 2017 17:38
To: graphitone 8 of 9
:'D maybe you just found PB's not so secret life...
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 8 Aug 2017 21:45
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 9 of 9
Presumably the gas pipeline needs to go somewhere, so just agree that they pay a fair rent and require it to be built through the trees with a zip line attached and maybe a bob-sleigh channel on top, problem solved and everyone wins.

The bigger issue would be the whole being-in-Pennsylvania (and thus the US) aspect of such a plan.