I could do with a Mojito.

I now work in the food manufacturing and we don't officially get bank holidays off. We don't have to take them and can use the holidays elsewhere, which is useful. I would have liked today off but since the factory is producing it was insisted I was in and I'm doing very little since all my suppliers are off today so it's not like I can fix any issues anyway. They nearly forced the factory to produce on Monday meaning the shop floor staff would have only had Sunday off.... There was rumour of a strike so they quickly rearranged the plan.

So you're going to Hastings direct, then?

Our Aberdeen lab is shut for Easter. Our English labs are shut for Easter. But we're open :((

Damn unions.

I don't even think they're unionised. More like them thinking "fuck working all Easter" - they're majority Polish and fairly religious so I don't blame them for actually wanting some time off rather than working constantly.

God bless zombie jesus. And the Jews for killing him and turning him into a zombie.

Oh. Dear. God.

Yes, I missed that first time round. The more - what's the word - straightforward, unswerving, approach got me there in the end. 

My work here is done.