"Body donated to medical research "

My dad wanted this but when the time came they already had enough. Might help if you have some exotic condition they especially want to study.

I don't have kids, and Mrs.D is planning to go on a cruise after the evidence is cremated...

I've always quite fancied one of those forensic research places where they stab and shoot your corpse a few times and half bury it in bushes, or prop it up in a dummy kitchen etc. Somewhat grim for the mourners though, I suppose.

Presumably all that takes place after the service.

I dunno, that'd be a pretty fucking memorable open casket :'D

Which was rather my worry...

You could make a pretty good dollar by renting out the guns and knives to the mourners!

Not to mention the hedgehog in some of the Toy Story stuff. Oooh, and Rassilon in Doc Who.

Still underrated as Bond though. I wish he'd done at least one more.