2. Clint Eastwood will pull his pants up over his head and walk into traffic
3. Harrison Ford will attempt unsuccessfully to perform Millenium Falcon-style evasive maneouvers in a small aircraft, after some earthbound brats shine a laser pointer at him
David Hasselhoff - his head exploding after filling with too much ego.
Louis Theroux - shot after wearing a ginger wig while filming a documentary around the streets of Compton. Ginger hair is a terrible insult to those living in Compton. As it is everywhere.
Willie Nelson - Natural causes. Being altogether too awesome is natural causes, right?