I assume the results will be released in the 2007 award ceremony.

That would be silly. The winner will be announced at the 2014 awards ceremony.

(which Kenny assures me he'll be taking care of just as soon as he's caught up with 2007, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13)

(nod) Of course. :J

Some sad news and some not, then. As to which is which...

I RETIRED.

I thought you retired in order to spend more time on personal interest projects, like forum awards.

Snow tread?

David Cameron - Attacked by a gang of pigs seeking revenge.

Elvis Presley - The aliens that abducted him drop him back to Earth where he lives out the rest of his short life.

Brian Cox - Sucked into a worm hole at the LHC.

I'm sure I read somewhere that Cox is banned from CERN.

Maybe someone at CERN will create a black hole around Coxy.

And why's he been banned?

Can't remember. May have imagined the whole thing. Think he broke it or something.

No-one had Alan Rickman then?  :'-( 

RIP Hans Gruber :(

Stephen Hawking, pneumonia

Ian Brady, heart attack (I'm going to get that bastard eventually)

Eric Pickles, popping

Ps. Am I the first person to have got two right in a single year, btw? 

Carter only clung on by his fingernails, too.

Right, before anyone else dies:

John Hurt - It'll hurt
Bruce Forsyth - Bruce is for the scythe
Prince Phillip - I have no witty comment here, I just hope the unpleasant old git chooses this year to make rude comments to Saint Peter and isn't allowed past the pearly gates as a result.
 

I think Brady got all three right one year.






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Phillip has the cabinet briefings on Saint Peter, and I doubt he will encounter any difficulties from that monstrous carbuncle.

Shame on you, Kosplay, hang your head in contrition...