It was a pig's head, at a banquet.

So that's alright.

Cameron's gotta be pleased that the Young Conservatives' awayday at the Labour polls was so successful. Thanks to them Labour's gotta be pretty much unelectable. Except in Scotland.

That... isn't much to do with a pig. But, since we're here. I wonder how true that's going to be. "Everyone" is all like "He's unelectable!" but he did just get elected leader of his party by an unprecedented margin, and the membership seems to have gone up a lot both pre and post election (even accounting for the labour party cancelling plenty of valid applications from what I've seen anecdotally among some associates). So someone clearly likes him and I definitely don't believe it's a load of tories with a clever plot.  Meanwhile the other three candidates were just more fucking terribly Con-lite wankers without a firm published opinion on anything at all.

Interesting times, anyway. I feel like the most likely outcome is Labour get another leader in a couple of years or so time that is more moderate so they can do this bollocky middle ground thing that everyone obsesses over. But who knows? It does all seem a bit different compared to the last many years this time. i wonder how long the Conservatives can keep up this austerity is necessary line as cuts bite more of the middle classes.

Yeah, but the prime minister put his penis in a pig.

BTW, free school meals are cancelled.

Did you hear about David Cameron? He put his cock in a pig!

I've been thinking of setting up calendar reminders so that in years to come I can think "hey! It's been x years since we found out that the Prime Minister fucked a dead pig's head!". It's truly a gift that keeps giving.

In his own words: "just a little prick".

I don't think I'll ever forget.

In a pig, you say?

Hey ho. One man's meat...

... in another man's meat.

I wonder whether it was a sow or a boar? Straight or gay necro-bestiality? Did it have an apple in its mouth in true tory stylee?

No, it had something else in its mouth.

Is that one of Branson's pigs?

He's a bit like Michael Foot. The earnest red warrior who wrote the longest suicide note in history

Given the involvement of public school boys I'm sure we can work it out.

I think at this point that's a moot subject. That he put his member in a pig's head to become a member in a clique is vastly out weighing the gender details of his porcine friend.

So I hear. I was a bit young at the time to really take notice, Kinnock was the first Labour leader I can actually remember. Still, long time ago!