If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck...

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 1 Jun 2015 09:58
To: ALL1 of 6
Sepp Blatter, FIFA's beleaguered president, has been defended against accusations of corruption. His defence was launched by his daughter, Corinne Blatter. Daddy's girl, bless.

Apparently he's not corrupt, he's the victim of a conspiracy.

This is the same Sepp Blatter who was aware of corruption and vowed governance reform, yet rejected the public disclosure of a report of an investigation into rigging of the 2018 and 2022 World Cup tournaments.

That suggests that he's either corrupt or incompetent. And Corinne Blatter says he's not the former, so that's OK then.

But there are plenty of bucks floating around FIFA, many of them wadded into envelopes. One of them must surely stop at the top?
From: ANT_THOMAS 1 Jun 2015 10:00
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 of 6
Are you off work today? Or is this you in full blown work avoidance mode? 
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 1 Jun 2015 10:47
To: ANT_THOMAS 3 of 6
No, if I was off work I'd be outside enjoying the sunshine (we have that over here).

I have some very boring work things to do, which I am indeed avoiding. But I've just done one (nj), so things are looking up!
From: ANT_THOMAS 1 Jun 2015 11:12
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 of 6
We did have a couple of hours sunshine when I was driving to work. Dull and overcast now.
From: Chris (CHRISSS) 1 Jun 2015 11:38
To: ANT_THOMAS 5 of 6
Sun at this time of year? Surely not. It was warmer in November than it is now.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 Jun 2015 18:03
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 6 of 6