A recent order to disclose letters that Prince Charles has written to past governments led the BBC to write a fluff piece on ten things that Prince Charles's letters reveal.

Which spurned spurred me on to write this little snippet as an executive summary:

<?php
for ($i=1; $1<=10; $i++)
{
    echo $i . ". He's a blithering idiot.";
}
?>

But would a while loop be better?

Edit: thank you DMFSXMITH

Spurred?

<?php
while (MOTHER_NOT_ABDICATED) {
    echo $i . ". But mummy, it's my turn now!";;
}
?>

MOTHER_NOT (ABDICATED || DEAD)