If wee were in a Free House, I could say, "My, it is draughty in here!" and possibly be right on both counts. Especially if me billfold is out.  :-P

Haughty.

Somes ran away because of your nasty bishops, vicars and priests what tried to play with our young boys' pee-pees and oppress us. Cheeky monkeys, the lot of you!

We farted in your general direction as we left. We ended up buying tea at a better price direct from India. Columbus was an idiot.

Etymology of flagon, if you please.  :-)

When you and I rule the World, our first bit of enforcement should be to beat about the face, breast,chest neck and head those who use draft for draught.

That isn't extremist, is it?

Do they, perchance, call you Jesse now?

Now that is some interesting shot right there.