If that's the reason she's gone she's about two years too late

Wile E Coyote and the eponymous road runner were both Warner Brother's thangs... And subsequently much better.

 :-D Nice vocab, graph.

I would love to be the resident grammar Nazi.

It'd be more effective if you were the grammar Gestapo. 

Yeah, I'll go with that. Whatever the role's called, does it come with a hat?

And cape?

Also, can I be a one man Gestapo? Perhaps I could have a branch office instead of taking on the whole thing and leave the big jobs to the big wigs?

Aren't you scotch?

This is scotch:


This is Scottish:


He's neither AKAIK

I am from Yorkshire. God's own county. It's really good, you can come in, hang your coat up, have a pint, walk around and even sit down in certain designated areas. You can sit in the undesignated areas too, but it's bit cold this time of year.

We have another contender for Grammar Nazi.

 :-&

 :-D This is how I want to talk to people when I see poor spelling. I work in a solicitors and this sort of thing's prevelant among seemingly educated people.

Actually Scottish people tend to get well pissed off at being called Scotch, so it's for your own good, laddie.

Even more actually I had one tell me off for calling whisky Scotch as well so I dunno what to think about that.

*prevalent

Yes, I know.

My mom used to save these

And who hasn't heard of

It's like Chinese food. In China, it's just food. Much like whisky. In Scotland, whisky is food.