BIG Issue...

From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)22 Dec 2014 15:42
To: graphitone 16 of 76
Ummm, I think it's the default. I don't remember doing anything to change it.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 Dec 2014 16:29
To: graphitone 17 of 76
Looks like it was designed by Peter in one of his more expansive palette moods. Definitely lighter shades of brown there.
From: graphitone22 Dec 2014 17:03
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 18 of 76
Are you suggesting Peter's a very brown sort of person?
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 Dec 2014 17:33
To: graphitone 19 of 76
Far from it, as a person he's as pale as they come. And as such is highly unlikely to be the victim of police brutality.

But his aesthetic is more inclined towards the dingy.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 18:02
To: graphitone 20 of 76
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 18:04
To: graphitone 21 of 76
(The bastard doesn't understand atmosphere. :@)
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)22 Dec 2014 18:05
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 22 of 76
PRECIOUS!!!
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 18:08
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) graphitone 23 of 76
Oh and I didn't do that (I would have almost certainly focused differently for one thing, and probably lit it better too), and it doesn't look like the sort of image that would be the default - what with a photo of a ring having nothing to do with bees or forums.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 18:17
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 24 of 76
Wrong colour, wrong shape, it's not solid, and is unlikely to reveal an inscription when held within a flame.

Also, an exclamation would be italicised whilst a non-exclamation would not be in large uppercase. Your choice of hue is dubious too.

From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)22 Dec 2014 18:22
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 25 of 76
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 18:30
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 26 of 76
Do those eyes look pale magenta to you?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)22 Dec 2014 19:13
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 27 of 76
They look bloodshot...
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Dec 2014 19:43
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 28 of 76
Has anyone else ever pointed out how poor an imitation of Eliza you are?
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)22 Dec 2014 20:13
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 29 of 76
Hoo dat?
From: graphitone22 Dec 2014 21:27
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 30 of 76
Ah, the whole picture makes sense now.

For the record, I've never thought of you as a brown loving person. I always thought you'd favour a nice taupe.
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N)24 Dec 2014 10:43
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 31 of 76
Fuck off.
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From: graphitone24 Dec 2014 12:44
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 33 of 76
I think Xen's outburst is more at the alarming alacrity and prejudice you've displayed for a Big Issue seller who happens to be on the large side, not to mention the accusations of prostitution and subtle hints of playing the immigration game. Assuming circumstances based on appearances is a wholly unwholesome thing and unfortunately all too easy to do and should banished to the wilds as soon as is feasible.

Our local Big Issue seller has some gold teeth. I assume he's a pirate and have made him a nice hat out of a sheet of paper to complete the illusion.
EDITED: 24 Dec 2014 12:45 by GRAPHITONE
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)24 Dec 2014 14:14
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 34 of 76
Why do you ask?
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