I hope Scotland does vote yes, that would bump us up to 2nd in line to leave ;)

I don't think you get to leapfrog Wales and N.I..

nah, Wales is 1st, we're 2nd - I think NI more or less made it already

It's possible that you're not as clever, or perceptive, as you think you are.

They say that in an infinite universe that anything is possible.

Indeed. But possibility and probability aren't the same thing.

I'm glad you got my point, then.

I find it difficult to take anything you say seriously, Nigel.

Scotland needs to vote YES simply so that Sean Connery can leave the Bahamas and return home. It must be hell for him. Really it must.

Yeah, that's exactly why we're having a referendum. We want him back before he pops his clogs. Aye.

He can't have long to go, so fingers crossed you get him before the man upstairs/downstairs/somewhereelse does.