I really don't care about the oil. And it's not because I no longer live in the United Kingdom of Dogshit.

I do find it sad that I wasn't given the opportunity to vote 'YES FUCKING PLEASE' to 'Scottish Independence' years ago. And even now it's being played out like the Scots' right to leave rather than the English right to get rid of the whinging twats.

I think the loss of oil revenue would be a small price to pay, if only to shut that cunt Salmond up.

But that's life all over, innit?

Obvious troll is obvious.

Thanks Kenny, first genuine and unbiased answer I've seen on that question.

I hope Scotland does vote yes, that would bump us up to 2nd in line to leave ;)

I don't think you get to leapfrog Wales and N.I..

nah, Wales is 1st, we're 2nd - I think NI more or less made it already

It's possible that you're not as clever, or perceptive, as you think you are.

They say that in an infinite universe that anything is possible.

Indeed. But possibility and probability aren't the same thing.

I'm glad you got my point, then.

I find it difficult to take anything you say seriously, Nigel.

Scotland needs to vote YES simply so that Sean Connery can leave the Bahamas and return home. It must be hell for him. Really it must.

Yeah, that's exactly why we're having a referendum. We want him back before he pops his clogs. Aye.

He can't have long to go, so fingers crossed you get him before the man upstairs/downstairs/somewhereelse does.