Teh Forum Awards 2007 - request for categories

From: Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX)21 Jan 2014 14:53
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 20 of 36
How about the longest lurker award? There must be a few that look but don't touch.

Most useless poster award. For someone that starts a thread and then doesn't both.....
From: Voltane21 Jan 2014 17:15
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 21 of 36
Most/least verbose poster.
Drifter award for moving threads off-topic.
Best chocolate reviewer.
From: Manthorp21 Jan 2014 17:29
To: Voltane 22 of 36
Most likely poster for the Feds to call about and say something bad on.
From: koswix21 Jan 2014 17:45
To: Manthorp 23 of 36
Speak up, I can hardly hear you.
From: graphitone21 Jan 2014 18:04
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 24 of 36
Most porcine forumite

The Richard Madeley award for most smugness shoehorned into a post.

Fourmite who lives furthest from Mouse's house.
EDITED: 21 Jan 2014 22:55 by GRAPHITONE
From: Chris (CHRISSS)28 Jan 2014 14:12
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 25 of 36
Least likely to divulge favourite pizza toppings.
Most likely to eat pizza.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)28 Jan 2014 17:28
To: Manthorp 26 of 36
Repeat that in Angry Birds, if you want a missile strike!
From: Manthorp28 Jan 2014 18:26
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 27 of 36
THe worst of it is that the forces of western democracy know a) how much time I sepnd on Angry Birds and b) how shit I am at it.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 5 Feb 2014 17:01
To: ALL28 of 36
Any more, or should I start canvassing for nomblinations?
From: milko 5 Feb 2014 17:08
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 29 of 36
Best Kitchen Offer?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 5 Feb 2014 17:17
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 30 of 36
I invented one this morning but now I can't remember what it is!  Damn you pressure!  How could you make me forget!
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 5 Feb 2014 17:20
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 31 of 36
I've found it!  Best unboxing video by Kos, er a forum member.
From: Manthorp 5 Feb 2014 18:01
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 32 of 36
I think we're ready to get started.  Preparation is everything.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Feb 2014 22:25
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 33 of 36
should I start canvassing for nomblinations?

Is that an arrest able offence?

From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 Feb 2014 13:51
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 34 of 36
Ken, Kenny, Kenneth, Ken, Kenbert. The whole point of the nominations is that there needs to be more than one person in the running, otherwise what's the point in having the award? Like, for the "Best American" award, you might be in with a slight chance, but only if I get bribed by the Feds not to include Katsung.

If Kos is the only person here who's done an unboxing video, there's no point. Especially since he didn't do the unboxing video in 2007 and hasn't even done it yet.

Actually, why are unboxing videos even a thing? And can I download videos of scantily clad and attractive women slowly unpeeling the protective plastic sheeting from the shiny bits of consumer electronics? What about pictures of nuns?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 6 Feb 2014 14:11
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 35 of 36
HA!  Well maybe Kos doing an unboxing video will motivate others to do something like that as well?  And then pretty soon you will have many contestants!

I can talk to the feds for you, but only after I get my trophy!
From: Chris (CHRISSS) 6 Feb 2014 14:26
To: milko 36 of 36
Best kitchen /fitter/