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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 Jan 2014 16:09
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 4 of 6
You may need to update/downgrade your Java client to one that accepts pubes for this app.

There is actually a major international chemical database, used for mandatory regulatory compliance, that is based on Java and regularly gets butt-fucked by Java updates. Oh the hilarity!
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 5 Jan 2014 17:15
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 of 6
One of my favorite things to hate is the Cisco SDM software.  It only runs on Java from the '50's I think.  I guess Cisco is too busy making back doors for the NSA to actually fix their shitty software for the current malenia.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 5 Jan 2014 18:18
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 6 of 6
I think it's probably working, but there's some security hoops I'd have to jump through in order to tell (effectively rendering it useless, AFAICT).