Big news from Microsoft

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)23 Aug 2013 16:13
To: ALL1 of 11
Report says CEO Steve Ballmer will retire within 12 months.

http://m.usatoday.com/article/news/2691449
From: Dave!!23 Aug 2013 17:27
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 of 11
You know things are going badly when an announcement like this causes a 9% raise in MS shares...
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)10 Sep 2013 23:06
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 3 of 11
Ding dong, the witch is dead!
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)10 Sep 2013 23:10
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 4 of 11
I wonder who is going to be the guy/gal?  Rumor is some dude from Nokia has a good chance.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Sep 2013 23:23
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 5 of 11
He's a Canadian. I think we all know how that's going to work out.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/story/2013/09/03/business-stephen-elop-microsoft.html
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)10 Sep 2013 23:34
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 6 of 11
Yup that's the fellow.  Nothing wrong with him being Canadian, I'm just not sure that he has the experience that the position would require.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)11 Sep 2013 00:58
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 7 of 11
I don't know how it's going to work out?
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)11 Sep 2013 01:00
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 8 of 11
He used to work for Microsoft and is/used to be CEO of Nokia.

How the fuck does he not have the required experience?

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)11 Sep 2013 01:50
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 9 of 11
I knew he used to work for MS but I didn't know he was the CEO at Nokia.  I swear I heard he was the head of devices or something like that.  Calm down Peeb, I don't make tracking the next MS CEO my full-time hobby!
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)11 Sep 2013 10:50
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 10 of 11
Hmmm. One failed, the other in decline. Yeah, he has the experience.
From: milko11 Sep 2013 12:09
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 11 of 11
One in which he joined from Microsoft and then basically sold them out to Microsoft. Agent Elop, return to base!