useragent testing awesomeness

From: koswix14 Feb 2013 21:11
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 6 of 12
I don't think I can all :(
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)14 Feb 2013 21:12
To: koswix 7 of 12
Turn off the "put" filter.
From: koswix14 Feb 2013 21:29
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 8 of 12
I don't think I can put all. They are so many, and I am so small :(
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)15 Feb 2013 03:06
To: koswix 9 of 12
Why on earth would you want to blend such a cool looking dog?  Blend fucking cats or something!
From: koswix15 Feb 2013 08:47
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 10 of 12
Smithy made me do it.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT)15 Feb 2013 09:08
To: koswix 11 of 12
Sure he did.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)15 Feb 2013 16:50
To: Matt 12 of 12
Just remembered I'm not browser-sniffing anyway, I'm device-sniffing (for mobile devices):

if ((navigator.userAgent.match(/(iPad)|(iPhone)|(iPod)|(android)|(webOS)|(BlackBerry)/i)))  alert("I hate you all");