If people choose to look for a handbag shop in image search, you've cornered the market. And topping photography, too; you have captured the essence of Horncastle's retail offer.
You have been of great service to your community and you can be justifiably proud of your public-spiritedness. I will lobby for you to be offered the freedom of East Lindsey District.
<edit>Incidentally, I notice that you mention the 'pretty lady's' boyfriend ahead of her flashy motor. Perhaps he plays some role in stoking your righteous indignation?</edit>
A bun to whoever can make a mashup of those faces.
I'd do it myself, but I fear that searching for at least two of those people would send our web proxy crazy. :-Y
Anything else would result in an unholy unrecognisable tangle of flesh.
Plus I can barely look at Pamela Anderson's withered face, I'm even less likely to want to see the contents of her underwear.*
*Which is what I assume you're alluding to... you randy goat boy you.