Yes

Did someone piss in your cheerios this morning? You are soooo cranky lately.

I would like it if someone pissed in my cheerios.

Would you eat them after they had been pissed on?

I want an email client that can read my mind rather than depend on me typing "I've attached", because it is self-evident that I attached something I never type that, even when I forgot to attach something. Also, I hate sending emails to the wrong person.

I wouldn't eat them before either.

Presuambly this is because you don't like cheerios, and you wouldn't have them then. Why begs the question as to why you would like someone to piss in your cheerios (the ones that don't an won't have)?

Why do you think?

Because you're into water sports?

I have a feeling there's two interpretations of that, but the answer's no to both of them.

I'd rather not think, I'd rather you just explain your response to Linn.

 

And if you won't answer such a complex question...what pizza toppings do you favour?

I'd rather you did.

To be honest, none of the following are things that I really want to think about: you; piss; cheerios.

I like Cheerios.

The originals are ok. Honey nut are the shit!

Just remind me, is that a good thing or not?

The shit = good.
Shit = bad.

Honey nut cheerios are delicious. Just like poptarts!

Honeynut are the best. I have them almost every morning.

See, that there is exactly why any comment you make on cookery or food is null and void! :Y

I've tried to educate him about this but he just won't listen. You know Americans and high fructose corn syrup. They can't get enough of it.