I like Cheerios.

The originals are ok. Honey nut are the shit!

Just remind me, is that a good thing or not?

The shit = good.
Shit = bad.

Honey nut cheerios are delicious. Just like poptarts!

Honeynut are the best. I have them almost every morning.

See, that there is exactly why any comment you make on cookery or food is null and void! :Y

I've tried to educate him about this but he just won't listen. You know Americans and high fructose corn syrup. They can't get enough of it.

Invade. It's the only language these curs understand.

We'll need China on our side.

I think Milko may have some contacts on that side. Maybe he could have a word.

Racist.

You asked for it.

Are you bringing clubs and bats? We could have a ball game before all the murdering starts! I'd even share a poptart with everyone!

It's been a long spiral of descent ever since they threw tea overboard and took to drinking dirty dishwater masquerading as coffee! :Y

Shouldn't that be:


And etc.

I have never had a poptart and I don't think I ever will. I prefer to get my sugary/fatty kicks from good dark chocolate.

He is honky white trash though.

Oh right.

 

I always imagined him as middle class.

 

A bit like a white Cliff Huxtable.

I have to say in defence of the colonies that they actually make *much* better coffee than their lords and masters. If you want to point a finger at caffeine crims, look no further than the British.

From my, admittedly limited, experience the Swiss don't have much to brag about either.

My experience of American coffee really is of little better than dirty dishwater: thin, pale brown, largely tasteless, and you need 15 cups to feel anything. But YMOV.

Presumably your experience hasn't extended to Nespresso, then.

Having said all that, I much prefer tea to coffee anyway.