Slow

From: patch 2 Jul 2012 17:22
To: ALL1 of 47
Been a while since I've seen one of these threads, so I'm wondering whether it's just my connection or something, but loading a thread seems to take a while every now and then. Doesn't seem to happen all the time, but often enough to notice.
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 2 Jul 2012 17:26
To: patch 2 of 47
Yeah I've had the same. Occasionally getting 504 errors when it's very slow too so I guess the server is choking on something.
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 2 Jul 2012 17:27
To: Matt 3 of 47
^

(of course if it's sommat you're aware of please ignore)
From: ANT_THOMAS 2 Jul 2012 17:41
To: patch 4 of 47
Ditto.
From: JonCooper 2 Jul 2012 18:02
To: patch 5 of 47
me too, most times it loads fast enough, but sometimes it takes so long I wander in another tab
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Jul 2012 18:05
To: patch 6 of 47
Been pretty slow for me for a couple weeks I'd say. But I don't want to be seen as a troublesome American.
From: ANT_THOMAS 2 Jul 2012 18:08
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 of 47
Shut your trap then.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Jul 2012 18:10
To: ANT_THOMAS 8 of 47
Sorry :'-(
From: Matt 2 Jul 2012 18:16
To: ALL9 of 47
I noticed it was slow this morning but didn't have time to find out why. Probably Ken using the search engine all the time.
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 2 Jul 2012 18:19
To: Matt 10 of 47
I have to say, it's usually lightning fast. I sometimes press the 'go' button twice because I didn't see it load.
From: Matt 2 Jul 2012 18:41
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 11 of 47
I think it might just be the volume of traffic we sometimes get, as evident by the 30+ visitors that were online at 11am this morning.

Could probably do with some more aggressive caching for guests, that completely avoids the database.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Jul 2012 19:17
To: Matt 12 of 47
Fook me man. When did I become Teh punching bag?
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 2 Jul 2012 19:21
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 13 of 47
July 4th, 1776.

Fucking traitor.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Jul 2012 19:24
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 14 of 47
I wasn't even born man! Plus, don't be jealous that I'm free and you're slaves! Drink a tea, it will make it all better!
From: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 2 Jul 2012 19:32
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 15 of 47
Sins of the fathers, Kenneth.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Jul 2012 19:38
To: Lucy (X3N0PH0N) 16 of 47
I guess. And if I have to pay for my fathers then I sure have a lot to pay for. Not that I'm perfect, far from it, but my dad is a fucking mess.
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From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Jul 2012 20:21
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 18 of 47
What the fuck are you talking about?
From: graphitone 2 Jul 2012 20:34
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 19 of 47

:'-D

 

I think he thinks he's helping. :-&

 

Perhaps we should try and out random him, some sort of spurious word throwing war might confuse him enough to make sense once in a while.

From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2 Jul 2012 20:36
To: graphitone 20 of 47
I've never understood people who think everyone is out to get them.

I think maybe he's talking in some kind of code to avoid the man or some shit. He's certainly avoided this man!