Right, who wants some chocolate sending?

From: ANT_THOMAS12 Oct 2015 16:17
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Someone at work has just got back from New York and brought in some Hershey's kisses. The milk chocolate ones taste like sick.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)12 Oct 2015 18:00
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Hershey's is grossly over sweetened.
From: Manthorp12 Oct 2015 18:41
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They use sour milk.
From: ANT_THOMAS12 Oct 2015 20:29
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Whatever they are they're disgusting.
From: william (WILLIAMA)13 Oct 2015 17:01
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They add sour to it - deliberately.
From: william (WILLIAMA)13 Oct 2015 17:06
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According to wikipedia

The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed (vomited into), producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)13 Oct 2015 17:15
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I toured the factory in Hershey Pennsylvania when I was a kid, and I didn't see anyone vomiting except customers in the parking lot.

I just remembered something that seemed insignificant at the time: men wearing Hershey's coveralls would come out with fresh vomit pails, and bring the full ones back inside, for disposal I assume. Perhaps I'm just being naive?
EDITED: 14 Oct 2015 01:51 by DSMITHHFX
From: graphitone13 Oct 2015 17:16
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The dirty bastards. I wonder what creates the vomit - human or animal? Perhaps it's not so unusual, I've had coffee before that's either been through a cat or a weasel depending on the translation from the Chinese on the packet... It was surprisingly OK.
EDITED: 13 Oct 2015 17:56 by GRAPHITONE
From: koswix13 Oct 2015 19:12
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Weasel coffee is highly prized in some cultures.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)13 Oct 2015 19:20
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He's talking about catshit coffee.
From: ANT_THOMAS13 Oct 2015 19:41
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The white chocolate and cookie kisses are decent though.
From: koswix13 Oct 2015 20:01
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Weasel shit is the Yorkshire variety.
From: graphitone13 Oct 2015 20:44
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Aye, that's the one.  :T
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)13 Oct 2015 20:59
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And how is it? Any good?
From: koswix14 Oct 2015 00:10
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Otterly indescribable.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)14 Oct 2015 01:44
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It sounds stoatally disgusting to me.
From: koswix14 Oct 2015 07:34
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Aye, it's minkin
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)15 Oct 2015 09:20
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I've found a bug. I can only downvote puns once.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)15 Oct 2015 10:41
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 648 of 661
It can't be weasely done..
EDITED: 15 Oct 2015 10:46 by DSMITHHFX
From: fixrman15 Oct 2015 11:30
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Interestingly, it seems, many folks who drink "kopi luwak" are actually full of shit.
 
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An investigation by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) Asia found fraud to be rife in the kopi luwak industry, with producers willing to label coffee from caged civets with a "wild sourced" or similar label.[10] A BBC investigation revealed similar findings