JK: "We know from our surveys that 89% of people want Prince Charles to be our head of state after Queen Elizibeith"
Interviewer: "Really? All the polls we've seen suggest that 48% of New Zealanders want to be a republic with no Monarch as head of state"
JK: "Yeah, well you can always find some survey to suggest any old statistic. My point is still right, though"
(fail)
EDITED: 10 May 2011 00:58 by KOSWIX