SUBST doesn't work - I already have N: set up to be B:\NetShare and the installer doesn't list that either, so either it's ignoring SUBSTed drives, or it just won't let me put data on an external drive.
As for why Perl, well, BOB knows it so if I have problems I can phone/txt/gchat him and make him fix things. And I like archaic. Maybe.
And anyway, if not Perl, then what? (not PHP)
Well he's silly.
I've made quite a few things with PHP and MySQL now that serve a few useful purposes, blog stuff, databases etc.
I would build my own system for my TKD site but it's not just me adding news so I went with CuteNews because it was very easy to setup and it's easy to use for the non-techy types without being overkill.