Should I come to the UK?

From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)21 May 2010 01:00
To: ALL1 of 16
During my tour in Iraq I'll be getting 15 days of mid-tour leave, which I plan to spend in Europe. If there's a possibility of Teh Forumers getting together, I could probably head on over to the UK for part of it. What say ye? Surely getting some of you folks together can't be that difficult?
From: Manthorp21 May 2010 01:06
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 2 of 16
I'm sure many of us would go to great lengths to meet up with you. Hope you make it over here.
From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)21 May 2010 01:31
To: Manthorp 3 of 16
Cool =) I'll keep in touch then. Rumor 'round town has it we're going to have plenty of interwebs.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)21 May 2010 08:09
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 4 of 16
Just beware: the streets are awash with dog poo. Bring disinfectant.
From: milko21 May 2010 08:58
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 5 of 16
well for sure. You have already been here once though I guess, so if you wanted to see somewhere else it'd be understandable! But yeah, come visit!
From: milko21 May 2010 08:59
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 6 of 16
but don't bother with Hertfordshire!
From: koswix21 May 2010 09:18
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 7 of 16
Come for our 9/11 commemoration at the Fitzroy Tavern.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)21 May 2010 10:21
To: milko 8 of 16
That goes without saying, but... you. just. had. to. say. it.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)21 May 2010 14:31
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 9 of 16
No, it's shit. And you'd make it worse.

j/k lol
EDITED: 21 May 2010 14:31 by RENDLE
From: Mouse21 May 2010 15:01
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 10 of 16
I would be up for a minimeat logistics permitting. Come up North to York or The Lake District or summat.
From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)21 May 2010 23:30
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 11 of 16

I don't *recall* the streets being awash with dog poo, but I suppose things can change...

 

Oh, you meant Iraq. Yes, I know. I've heard MANY stories, and I will be getting immunities from anything particularly nasty that might live there, as well as bringing disinfectant.

From: paul22 May 2010 00:15
To: milko 12 of 16

Fuck you bunch of cunts!

 

I'm Hertfordshire born and bred.

 

Wanna take me on?

 

Edit: Should have been to All:

 

:P

EDITED: 22 May 2010 00:26 by PAUL
From: Manthorp22 May 2010 06:49
To: milko 13 of 16

Milko! EP Just called you a bunch of cunts!

 

I think you should challenge him to a fist fight. Just stand really, really close and you should be able to land the odd punch.

EDITED: 22 May 2010 06:50 by MANTHORP
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 May 2010 08:25
To: milko 14 of 16

Milko, the mighty wang cast dispersions on your armliness.

 

And EP called you a bunch of cunts.

 

I think that both of these slurs are deserving of facial adhesive punishment.

From: milko22 May 2010 11:11
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 15 of 16
I feel bullied!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)22 May 2010 19:13
To: milko 16 of 16
WREAK MIGHTY MOD MADNESS ON THEIR SORRY ARSES!