This is a scandalous infringement on an upstanding and honourable man's privacy Mr Throb. I demand that you remove it forthwith or I will be seeking legal redress.
I have not been paid by Mr Burlesqueoni to say this. Yet (but I understand that the cheque's in the post).
You're two of a kind, Mr Throb. I can't help but think that your vendetta against him is simply professional jealousy.
Besides, our postbox is wall-mounted, so no bending down required! (thankfully)
In a connected matter...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8236582.stm
How does someone with a name like that think that growing the moustache in the picture would be a good idea?