Fuck me.

From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)14 Apr 09:36
To: dyl 4 of 16
Dyl! How are you doing
From: Dave!!14 Apr 11:29
To: dyl 5 of 16
Ay'up Dyl, how's it going?
From: milko15 Apr 16:53
To: dyl 6 of 16
yay!

(reads first sentence)

Aww!

Good to see you about, Dyl!
From: Linn (INDYLS)26 Apr 20:39
To: dyl 7 of 16
Xen is still on my friends list on Steam and whilst I've not played with him or even spoken to him for several years I see he still logs on and plays. I miss him. His offbeat humour always made me grin.
Anyhoo, hello dyl! Long time no see. I big meat would be so great, too bad it'll not likely happen.
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)27 Apr 12:10
To: ALL8 of 16
Here to join the "I miss Xen" support group.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 9 May 20:33
To: Linn (INDYLS) Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 9 of 16
I like seeing you two pop up on my Steam now and then.

"Oooh, Lindy's playing something, Lindy plays interesting games, let's go see what that is."

And

"I see PsychoGeezer still plays Runescape!"
From: Linn (INDYLS) 9 May 21:23
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 10 of 16
Hahahaha. I don't think Psycho geezer is in my steam group. We should be friends  Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)  so that Xen and i can encourage you to branch out! 
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 9 May 21:28
To: Linn (INDYLS) 11 of 16
Awww, they've only been playing it for 20-odd years. Give them time!
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 9 May 23:19
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 12 of 16
My Runescape account got hacked and I lost my Yellow Partyhat which is worth BILLIONS in game.  I had teh massive sads. :-(
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 9 May 23:20
To: Linn (INDYLS) 13 of 16
Added you  :-P
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 9 May 23:25
To: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 14 of 16
Oh no that *is* sad (hug)

I actually span Runescape up the other day after seeing you playing it and thinking *maybe it's time to give it a go*.
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 9 May 23:27
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 15 of 16
Do you still have your account from way back when?  I have vivid memories of us running around in matching pink skirts.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 9 May 23:28
To: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 16 of 16
Ohhhh shit. Forgot I played it a bit back then. No, no idea what email that would be attached to but I certainly don't have access to it any more.