Chocolate Hobnobs come in packs of 23.

Also twin-packs that are 2x14.

But to make matters worse, this madness appears to have summoned the return of Rendle's favourite comedian. :|

There is a lot of chatter about him all of a sudden. He's going down the "supports a worthy cause" root and nobody knew except, gosh darn, how ever did the news slip out? The man's practically a saint.

His hobnob links go back a while. Presumably whoever he got his material from, or whoever he pays to churn it out now, considers hobnobs an easy shorthand for crumbly biscuits. Annoying though.