shopping list
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)29 Feb 2020 23:34
To: graphitone
74 of 91
Hotel, chalet, B&B, caravan... any of those would be fantastic.
Trying to remember my last time in a tent... some time last millennium, but nothing's coming back to me...
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 1 Mar 2020 20:00
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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From: koswix 1 Mar 2020 22:07
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N)
76 of 91
Don't waste the money on a fleshlight, you can do some pretty freaky stuff with a coconut.
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From: koswix 1 Mar 2020 22:08
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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A coconut opener and a set of torx security screw drivers.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 1 Mar 2020 23:52
To: koswix
78 of 91
Isn't a coconut opener just a big ass machete?
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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2 Mar 2020 09:27
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
79 of 91
Not if you want to fuck it. Depending on your penis, I guess,
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 2 Mar 2020 10:33
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N)
80 of 91
I don't.
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From: koswix 5 Mar 2020 19:45
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
81 of 91
Depends, is that different to a normal machete?
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 5 Mar 2020 19:57
To: koswix
82 of 91
There is no "normal" machete
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Mar 2020 22:48
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)
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I don't think I want his ass on my coconuts.
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From: koswix16 Mar 2020 19:57
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
84 of 91
So was this thread actually your coronavirus planning brainstorm, then?
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From: graphitone16 Mar 2020 20:10
To: koswix
85 of 91
He's a clever boy in't he?
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From: koswix16 Mar 2020 20:13
To: graphitone
86 of 91
Not that clever - the quarantine is 84 days + and he's only planned for 64!
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)16 Mar 2020 21:58
To: koswix
87 of 91
Nobody listed soap... :/
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)16 Mar 2020 21:59
To: koswix
88 of 91
What's 84 days?
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From: koswix27 Mar 2020 10:07
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
89 of 91
12x7.
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From: koswix27 Mar 2020 10:09
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
90 of 91
Well you said shopping list, I've already got plenty soap etc at home that I'd fill my washbag with.
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