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From: graphitone28 Feb 2020 13:48
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 65 of 91
42549.65 In reply to 42549.64
Peter, you know the sort of people here.

Answer's all of us of course. :C
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)28 Feb 2020 14:00
To: graphitone 66 of 91
42549.66 In reply to 42549.65
Wrong.  (wrong)
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From: graphitone28 Feb 2020 15:56
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 67 of 91
42549.67 In reply to 42549.66
I bet you're thinking about it now though. 
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)28 Feb 2020 16:42
To: graphitone 68 of 91
42549.68 In reply to 42549.67
No, I'm thinking why did PB start this thread if he is not, in fact, planning to spend 64 days on a (not Mount) Desert Island with total budget of 1024 squids?
 (pyfitg)

Oh, and will he spend his nights on a luxury yacht anchored offshore?

(no, no he won't, for he is not going to a desert island for even one day).
 
EDITED: 28 Feb 2020 16:44 by DSMITHHFX
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From: graphitone28 Feb 2020 17:41
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 69 of 91
42549.69 In reply to 42549.68
Well, who /would/ want to leave So. Croydon?
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)28 Feb 2020 18:09
To: graphitone 70 of 91
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It's like a desert island?
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)28 Feb 2020 23:39
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 71 of 91
42549.71 In reply to 42549.68
Well, funny you should say that... :S

Whilst it was a hypothetical situation, it turns out fate has decided my near future will indeed involve packing light and surviving in a tent surrounded by sand and trees, for more than one day.

Ok, so it's not on an island, and apparently there's a nearby village supermarket which may or not make food simple, but I still have to figure out a sleeping bag and whatever the fuck else I'm going to need, whilst hoping the "tent" actually turns out to be sticks or bricks and containing appliances...

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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Feb 2020 13:50
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 72 of 91
42549.72 In reply to 42549.71
Flooded out?
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From: graphitone29 Feb 2020 20:23
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 73 of 91
42549.73 In reply to 42549.71
You're off on holiday, possibly camping, but hoping for a hotel?
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)29 Feb 2020 23:34
To: graphitone 74 of 91
42549.74 In reply to 42549.73
Hotel, chalet, B&B, caravan... any of those would be fantastic.

Trying to remember my last time in a tent... some time last millennium, but nothing's coming back to me...

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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 1 Mar 2020 20:00
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 75 of 91
42549.75 In reply to 42549.74
https://www.tripadvisor.com/
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From: koswix 1 Mar 2020 22:07
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 76 of 91
42549.76 In reply to 42549.21
Don't waste the money on a fleshlight, you can do some pretty freaky stuff with a coconut. 
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From: koswix 1 Mar 2020 22:08
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 77 of 91
42549.77 In reply to 42549.1
A coconut opener and a set of torx security screw drivers. 
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 1 Mar 2020 23:52
To: koswix 78 of 91
42549.78 In reply to 42549.77
Isn't a coconut opener just a big ass machete?
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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2 Mar 2020 09:27
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 79 of 91
42549.79 In reply to 42549.78
Not if you want to fuck it. Depending on your penis, I guess,
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 2 Mar 2020 10:33
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 80 of 91
42549.80 In reply to 42549.79
I don't.
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From: koswix 5 Mar 2020 19:45
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 81 of 91
42549.81 In reply to 42549.78
Depends, is that different to a normal machete?
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 5 Mar 2020 19:57
To: koswix 82 of 91
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There is no "normal" machete

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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 Mar 2020 22:48
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 83 of 91
42549.83 In reply to 42549.82
I don't think I want his ass on my coconuts.
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From: koswix16 Mar 2020 19:57
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 84 of 91
42549.84 In reply to 42549.1
So was this thread actually your coronavirus planning brainstorm, then?
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