I found a heavily discounted gaming (I hate the term, but that's how they market it) mouse pad in Currys some time ago, down from the exorbitant £20 or so down to £7, and it really makes a difference. The one I got is between 1 and 2mm thick, so you don't experience a ridge that would be in the way of your wrist and it really allows the mouse to glide. You get virtually no resistance and it's a consistent surface, much better than the piece of wood making up my desk. No way would it be worth £20+, but for what I paid it's great.

Or exorcism.

I'm going to cast the room in solid acrylic, and paint the sides black so nobody can see inside. Happy?

Even the level of clutter on my own desktop offends me:

You don't want to see my desk currently.

I doooooo!

This is how I'm currently ruling the world...

 

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/09/02/clutter/

Memes.  :-((

Here's a better one (@ ~3:30)



Still waiting for Ant to one-up my mesa midden.

Mine is clutter, not filth. I'll take a photo tonight without tidying

 :-O

I think you mean "patina".

Is that a Vive at the rear of your screen? What's the pole thing sticking out of top of it?

At least it appears you're drinking the beer from a glass, not the can.

In some areas of Bradford, that's considered the height of elegance.

First things first, today I took delivery of a Logitech M185 mouse.

I was trying to post a picture of my desk but the attachment uploader won't work :C

I hate drinking out the can. It tastes awful.

It is indeed a Vive and the sticky-outy thing is one of my (four) wands.

Since attachments are being stupid for me.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1DPwc6jrJFLs8o66DO6tmArfeLG2g2mQ5

Finally a use for my new wide lens.