Something like this would be ok: https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/992754-REG/liberty_av_solutions_dl_ar_hdmi_to_mobile_content.html
But more ports, not costing $120 for what can't be more than $25 worth of adapters (at most), and a tidier form factor (like those 500-in-1 card readers that were available before everyone switched to SD) would be even better.
Anyone seen a thing like that?
I do also want VGA to HDMI though. Options include a simple £18 converter, or a £100 surcharge to get one in the same box as a switch. I don't mind paying for convenience but some things are just stupid. :/