Thanks to dongfang, I didn't even realize how much I needed a portable rock crusher. Now I don't have to ship rocks to another continent for crushing! The air freight was killing me!
Send me your crushed rocks. A recent televised hipster recipe for crushed avocado gravel toast has triggered a run on both. As fast as your dongfang can crush rocks, I can sell them in 100g bags at a vast profit. Particularly if they are organic.
Is Dongfang a brilliant piece of marketing to western (male) technocrats? Euphemism for (large) penis with the addition of vicious incisors? A penis dentata? A literal Cock of the Rock?