June Meat

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)15 May 2017 23:28
To: Manthorp 20 of 61
I have confirmed I will be busy on 24th June.

...

Busy with MEATING!

B)

From: Manthorp16 May 2017 00:16
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 21 of 61
*\o/*
From: ANT_THOMAS16 May 2017 08:57
To: Manthorp 22 of 61
Soz. I think I'll be out with the family for my birthday that weekend.

Also, is there anyone else who now has to double or even triple check every time they write meet/meat?
From: graphitone16 May 2017 15:54
To: ANT_THOMAS 23 of 61
I don't have to write meet/meat that often, but I was thinking about something similar the other day. The other night, the grammar pedant gremlin that occasionally crosses my mind was working overtime while I read some Facebook posts. Due to the proliferation of bad uses of their, there and they're, I have to double check that I've read them correctly and then double check that which they should be. 

This means that their bad grammar also causes me to lose a few seconds of time in thought about what I'm reading. That requires extra brain power, which in turn warrants more energy, which means I need to eat more food to compensate. I have to buy food, so therefore, people's bad grammar is costing me money.

Twats.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)16 May 2017 21:39
To: ANT_THOMAS 24 of 61
Just write carcass, flesh, dead animal, etc for the shit some people eat and then you've got no confusion.
From: Manthorp17 May 2017 02:23
To: ANT_THOMAS 25 of 61
<sad face>
From: gracia (GRACEINC)17 May 2017 11:34
To: ALL26 of 61
I wish i could be there.
From: Manthorp19 May 2017 17:32
To: gracia (GRACEINC) 27 of 61
We wish you could be too!
From: Manthorp21 May 2017 13:57
To: ALL28 of 61
Tickets & hotel booked: Metropolitan meat, here we come!
From: milko19 Jun 2017 09:54
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 29 of 61
My attendance at this has become slightly complicated. The Boy has to go to hospital on the same day for an op (nothing too serious, tonsils and adenoids, but it's an overnight job). The hospital's in London anyway and Tina will stay overnight with him, so I should be able to come along at some point. I'm just not sure of the timings yet.
From: milko19 Jun 2017 10:00
To: ALL30 of 61
that was meant to be to everybody. I'm not expecting Peter to be responsible for anything in my post.
From: Manthorp19 Jun 2017 18:34
To: milko 31 of 61
Soz to hear about the boy.  Charlotte & I are planning to be there lunchtime through the afternoon, buggering off around tea time (or dinnertime as I believe you sarffags say).  Keep in touch about when you can get there.
From: william (WILLIAMA)20 Jun 2017 11:35
To: Manthorp 32 of 61
Teh posse have an uncanny talent for picking weekends I can't make - which takes some doing in my present unemployed state. Family and (mainly their) friends round for a party in the evening so I'm getting stuff ready all day. I did point out that since it's for my birthday and 1 year of retirement I should sit back while they prepare all the barbie-food etc. Apparently not.
From: Manthorp20 Jun 2017 12:10
To: william (WILLIAMA) 33 of 61
We demand telepresence...
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)20 Jun 2017 15:01
To: Manthorp 34 of 61
pay per view?
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)20 Jun 2017 17:16
To: ALL35 of 61
Remember back in the olden days when Meats would involve a load of us, after a few hiccups around dates and locations, settling down for a great many hours of excessive drinking?

....because I don't.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)20 Jun 2017 18:03
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 36 of 61
Not very surprising, after
 
Quote: 
a great many hours of excessive drinking
From: Manthorp20 Jun 2017 19:14
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 37 of 61
Mouse falling behind the pack on the way back from York and turning up in the small hours of the morning with a broken leg - and none of us believing him.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)21 Jun 2017 12:20
To: Manthorp 38 of 61
I still have the photographic evidence of my amazing unconscious journey from the Founder's Arms to Shepherd's Bush (nj) somewhere.
From: milko22 Jun 2017 14:39
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 39 of 61
ah, what a journey that was. What a day and night.