And now you can browse back and forth through the Daily Bad Pictures*, thanks to stack overflow and their diabolical spell
 

Object.keys(obj).indexOf(key)

(you're not supposed to be able to do indexy stuffs on objects, but there you have it  (angel) )

http://www.designartcraft.com/photo/afbp.htm

*subject to buggery (NJ), breakage and general fail