Old fart

From: william (WILLIAMA)30 Jun 2016 14:23
To: ALL1 of 18
It appears that I've retired. The gift and card would seem to confirm it.
From: ANT_THOMAS30 Jun 2016 14:26
To: william (WILLIAMA) 2 of 18
Overwhelming joy or impending doom?

(and congrats)
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)30 Jun 2016 14:38
To: william (WILLIAMA) 3 of 18
I think you should still go to work, Falling Down style.

From: william (WILLIAMA)30 Jun 2016 14:57
To: ANT_THOMAS 4 of 18
Somewhere in the last 35 years, the fairly interesting job of solving problems, designing programs and writing code changed almost imperceptibly into solving pretend problems, designing spread sheets and writing reports. I will be happier.

And thanks!
From: william (WILLIAMA)30 Jun 2016 14:58
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 5 of 18
It is tempting, but if I stirred up trouble an investigation might reveal that I was practicing for retirement as long as a year ago.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)30 Jun 2016 15:06
To: william (WILLIAMA) 6 of 18
Only a year? I've been practicing my whole life! I'm fucking good at it.
From: graphitone30 Jun 2016 15:22
To: william (WILLIAMA) 7 of 18
Happy retirement! May it be as long and happy as a Manthorp appendage.
From: koswix30 Jun 2016 16:08
To: william (WILLIAMA) 8 of 18
Well done!
From: Manthorp30 Jun 2016 16:25
To: graphitone 9 of 18
I can only hope that WmA's life in retirement is neither as leathery nor as diseased as my appendage.
EDITED: 30 Jun 2016 22:44 by MANTHORP
From: william (WILLIAMA)30 Jun 2016 17:17
To: Manthorp 10 of 18
I wasn't going to mention it
From: Wattsy (SLAYERPUNX) 6 Jul 2016 20:56
To: william (WILLIAMA) 11 of 18
Congratulations mate. Enjoy but don't get bored, that's when the sofa monster gets you. I have watched my mum slowly become a couch potato over the last year and its heart breaking. We can't get her to do anything except walk to the shops, watch TV or read books.

My wife is going back to work in September so we have asked my mother to be a carer for our daughter which will hopefully bring her out a bit more. 

Go, enjoy it, just don't sit still!
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 6 Jul 2016 21:09
To: william (WILLIAMA) 12 of 18
What's Wattsy said.

Unless there's a spider or aggressive looking doorframe around, in which case please back away calmly and sit yourself down until the situation can be resolved.

:>

From: Voltane 9 Jul 2016 21:58
To: william (WILLIAMA) 13 of 18
Congrats! Did you make a rambling speech about "in my day" on the way out? :)
From: william (WILLIAMA)10 Jul 2016 08:23
To: Voltane 14 of 18
Well, it wasn't rambling but it did contain all those cliches about missing the people and not the work and how some of them I'd seen every weekday except for holidays for the last 30 plus years etc.

It doesn't matter how cynical I felt about the company towards the end of my time there, it was a big change and it would have felt phony to say anything too prepared or disparaging or whatever.

I took pity on the assmembled masses and kept it brief.
 
From: Manthorp10 Jul 2016 15:56
To: william (WILLIAMA) 15 of 18
I'm really liking 'assmembled'.  Greg's assmembled, and I did the membling.
From: william (WILLIAMA)10 Jul 2016 17:04
To: Manthorp 16 of 18
If that isn't old age, I don't know what is.

 
From: william (WILLIAMA)10 Jul 2016 17:54
To: william (WILLIAMA) 17 of 18
And yes, these days my membling is brief.
From: Philander9913 Jul 2018 08:21
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 18 of 18
Good one ;-)
APPROVED: 13 Jul 2018 16:34 by MILKO