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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 Aug 2015 20:11
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 3 of 10
No.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 9 Aug 2015 22:39
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 of 10
 (drool)
From: graphitone10 Aug 2015 12:42
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 of 10
Did you get a photo of her? I'm imagining a large, unwieldy, Trunchbull like matriarch.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Aug 2015 13:31
To: graphitone 6 of 10
He's got a selfie of her planting a big, wet Trunchbull kiss on his cheek. But he won't post it.
From: graphitone10 Aug 2015 13:45
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 7 of 10
Hmph.

That'd be just what I need to bring some fun into my day.

I hate mobile phones.

No, wait, I quite like my phone. That one works.

I hate troubleshooting other people's phones and getting Blackberry, IOS and Android to all get along with each other. :C
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)10 Aug 2015 20:24
To: graphitone 8 of 10
No, she was young, slight, and not unattractive.
EDITED: 10 Aug 2015 20:24 by MR_BASTARD
From: graphitone11 Aug 2015 07:56
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 of 10
Well, there's something to keep you entertained on your trip. :/

How's the rail system over there? They treating you well?
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)12 Aug 2015 04:41
To: graphitone 10 of 10
The rail system is pretty decent (unless you happen to get one of the French trains). It usually runs on time, which is initially a shock but one that's worth getting used to