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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 Aug 2015 18:35
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So I'm sitting on the train from Zürich to Basel. I have a nice seat with no one in front of me so I can stretch my legs. Then some goddam bint says "excuse me" and sits down opposite

Just because she's too lazy to walk further up the train I lose my legroom! And she didn't even try to excuse herself in German but bloody English!! :@

I shall letch her to drive her away. Bah!
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 9 Aug 2015 19:20
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 of 10
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She likes you. Idiot!
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 Aug 2015 20:11
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 3 of 10
41552.3 In reply to 41552.2
No.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 9 Aug 2015 22:39
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 4 of 10
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 (drool)
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From: graphitone10 Aug 2015 12:42
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 of 10
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Did you get a photo of her? I'm imagining a large, unwieldy, Trunchbull like matriarch.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)10 Aug 2015 13:31
To: graphitone 6 of 10
41552.6 In reply to 41552.5
He's got a selfie of her planting a big, wet Trunchbull kiss on his cheek. But he won't post it.
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From: graphitone10 Aug 2015 13:45
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 7 of 10
41552.7 In reply to 41552.6
Hmph.

That'd be just what I need to bring some fun into my day.

I hate mobile phones.

No, wait, I quite like my phone. That one works.

I hate troubleshooting other people's phones and getting Blackberry, IOS and Android to all get along with each other. :C
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)10 Aug 2015 20:24
To: graphitone 8 of 10
41552.8 In reply to 41552.5
No, she was young, slight, and not unattractive.
EDITED: 10 Aug 2015 20:24 by MR_BASTARD
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From: graphitone11 Aug 2015 07:56
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 9 of 10
41552.9 In reply to 41552.8
Well, there's something to keep you entertained on your trip. :/

How's the rail system over there? They treating you well?
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)12 Aug 2015 04:41
To: graphitone 10 of 10
41552.10 In reply to 41552.9
The rail system is pretty decent (unless you happen to get one of the French trains). It usually runs on time, which is initially a shock but one that's worth getting used to
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