So long, and thanks for all the fish

From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)27 May 2015 23:14
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 of 26
Feds.
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)27 May 2015 23:48
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 4 of 26
Why am I reminded of William S. Burroughs?
From: fixrman28 May 2015 02:04
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 5 of 26
Son caught a fish yesterday.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)28 May 2015 04:47
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 6 of 26
I find that a properly-fitted tinfoil hat works wonders. And laying off the hard stuff.
EDITED: 28 May 2015 04:48 by MR_BASTARD
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)28 May 2015 20:23
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 7 of 26
And there goes another one! ^

7:41 (or possibly 6:41). Obviously a bad night's sleep.
EDITED: 28 May 2015 20:24 by MR_BASTARD
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From: fixrman29 May 2015 01:14
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 9 of 26
katsung now seems like the sane one...
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 06:35
To: Al JunioR (53NORTH) 10 of 26
I think my shiznit got fried years ago. I blame the booze! :(
From: JonCooper29 May 2015 08:29
To: fixrman 11 of 26
I suspect North may be a little disconnected from reality 
From: graphitone29 May 2015 09:39
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 12 of 26
An oddball, and I wonder what made him think that the content of the messages he posted here was worth deleting. By that I mean that it had any appreciable content that could've been used in a detrimental way against him.

Maybe the ex-wife's on the rampage and is trying to track him down.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 10:55
To: graphitone 13 of 26
I wonder what made him think that the content of the messages he posted here was worth writing in the first place.

But he's a harmless old bugger. Unless 'they' know something about him that we don't.
From: graphitone29 May 2015 11:30
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 14 of 26
Good point. However, given that everything on here isn't exactly hallowed text (except Milko's posts of course), it's a bit like a pot shouting racial obscenities at a kettle.

Still it'd be interesting if he could give us a bit of an insight to what's going on, if only to settle my inquisitiveness.

 
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 11:49
To: graphitone 15 of 26
He already did, but then deleted the post to avoid the scanners.

In a nut(job)shell, he's had problems with several Android phones, and taken them to be replaced/fixed. The staff in the shop have all befallen mysterious and too-coincidental 'accidents' (shades of The Omen?).

53N is now convinced that 'they' are on to him. Possibly a catastrophe of biblical or, even worse, Jerry Bruckheimer proportions is upon us.

Of course, none of this would have happened if he'd got an iPhone in the first place.
From: graphitone29 May 2015 12:34
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 16 of 26
Ah, missed that one.

Were the tragedies that befell the shop assistants due to them having 53's phones and availing themselves of the content on there, thus incurring the Fed's wrath, or had they caught something from handling one of his possessions? He was talking about masturbating up the walls a while back, maybe there's been some backsplash onto his phone and it's caused some illnesses.  T_T
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 May 2015 14:48
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 17 of 26
It occurs to me that someone in one of those shops who has a beef (or just a prankster) got his login offa one of those phones...

 =:)  (devil)  :O)
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 15:15
To: graphitone 18 of 26
I think it was because the shop assistants were helping him with his communications, aiding and abetting his subversive and non-conformist lifestyle. But I'm not sure if 'they' are the Feds, MI5, or the British Cleaners Association.

I hadn't even thought of the backsplash, so thanks for bringing that up (nj). No, really, thank you.
From: graphitone29 May 2015 18:08
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 19 of 26
:T
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From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 May 2015 19:23
To: graphitone 21 of 26
Et tu?