So long, and thanks for all the fish

From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 May 2015 14:48
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 17 of 26
It occurs to me that someone in one of those shops who has a beef (or just a prankster) got his login offa one of those phones...

 =:)  (devil)  :O)
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 May 2015 15:15
To: graphitone 18 of 26
I think it was because the shop assistants were helping him with his communications, aiding and abetting his subversive and non-conformist lifestyle. But I'm not sure if 'they' are the Feds, MI5, or the British Cleaners Association.

I hadn't even thought of the backsplash, so thanks for bringing that up (nj). No, really, thank you.
From: graphitone29 May 2015 18:08
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 19 of 26
:T
Message 41492.20 was deleted
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 May 2015 19:23
To: graphitone 21 of 26
Et tu?
From: fixrman30 May 2015 10:59
To: JonCooper 22 of 26
Nah, he's quite dialed-in. I think it may be the speedballs... vodka gimlets... or a large brick of Panama Red.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)30 May 2015 14:20
To: fixrman 23 of 26
Morning deletions are a signifier of late night drunk posting.
From: fixrman30 May 2015 17:48
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 24 of 26
He must be going to the sherry parties in Horncastle then.
From: Manthorp 1 Jun 2015 22:55
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 25 of 26
Only known victim of the Kent earthquake.  Ironic, really.
From: graphitone 2 Jun 2015 11:06
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 26 of 26
No, just a double post when my phone went stupid.